One would think, that after cooking box upon box of pasta shells, night after night...That one would quickly learn to beware of taste testing right side up pasta shells...
Least they are still filled with large amounts of boiling hot (and painful) water...
One would think.
Unless of course...
You are an idiot.
Whose name is...
-dunkie
3 comments:
One would also think to cook something decent and not pasta.
Haven't your heard of the Jenkins Diet: Protein, Detour Bars and Fiji Water
If I went on the Jenkins diet I'd probably be 195, have a few anger issues, and punch stupid little kids in the face. On the bright side, I'd be jacked.
Wait, is that the Jenkins Diet? Or the :insert random fraternity member name here: diet? I get confused.
-TDSBL
Should have used mini pumps
Post a Comment