Monday, April 6, 2009

A Quickie...

I'm running on 10 hours of sleep in the last 72 hours, so I'm going to make this quick.

-I was at the YMCA today and witnessed a guy doing barbell curls in the squat rack. If that wasn't bad enough, he was standing on a stability board while doing them. I almost died right there.

-I saw a young lady riding her horse down the street today. Is that legal? If so, why don't more people ride horses? How would you park a horse if you went shopping? Tie it to a post? Do you have to clean up after your horse if it poops like you would for a dog? If anyone could provide me with answers to these questions that would be terrific.

-Go Mariners.

That's it. Time for bed. Stay tuned for the 2009 Hoops & Suey Reunion Tour recap once I figure out this video editing stuff and get caught up on sleep/work. Until then, please enjoy this picture of Hoops from the Peninsula Pub Crawl.

-dunkie

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

The 2009 Hoops & Suey Reunion Tour: Itinerary

Participants: Hoops, Suey and Friends.
Locations: Seattle to SoCal.
Dates: March 26 - April 6.

*Schedule is subject to change due to extreme fatigue, hangovers, hunger, hot babes, Hoops going missing, and fun/exciting events that we haven't yet figured out.



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-dunkie

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

The Scientifc Method

Question:
Do I suck at running?

Observations:
After running long distances, I find myself injured.

Hypothesis:

I suck at running.

Experiment:
-Run 23.5 miles
-Run 9.3 miles

Data:
-Stress fracture in right foot.
-Sprained left ankle.

Conclusion:
I suck at running.

Future Tests:
None. No more running long distances.

-dunkie

DILLIGAF?

No fluff today. Let's get straight to the point.

What we know
...

-The Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008 authorized the spending of $700 billion dollars.

-The American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009 authorized the spending of $780 billion dollars.

-AIG has received $170 billion dollars in taxpayer funds.

-AIG is set to receive another $30 billion dollars.

-AIG is paying out $165 million dollars in bonuses.

To put things into perspective
...

-$200 billion dollars (the amount going to AIG) is 13.5% of the total $1.48 trillion dollars that the US Government is shelling out.

-Of that $200 billion dollars going to AIG, .08% or $165 million is being paid out in bonuses. That's roughly 1/12th of ONE percent.

-Looking at the bigger picture, $165 million is .01% (1/100th of ONE percent) of the $1.48 trillion dollars being spent.

My thoughts
...

-People that are shitting their pants over the AIG bonuses that are being paid out would be much better off if they spent their time asking where the other 99.99% (or 99.92% depending on which example you want to look at) of the money is going.

- What does one TRILLION dollars look like?

-For the vast majority of us, $165 million is a lot more then we will earn or see in a lifetime. If our gripe is over the fact that someone else is getting paid more then us for doing a crappy job, then that is on thing. But for the people who are getting riled up because of the amount? Seriously people, in the large scheme of things, we are taking about pennies here.

-Politicians will be happy to take up this banner and run with it, as it will redirect any criticism from the spending that they support. Take a look at :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Recovery_and_Reinvestment_Act_of_2009

Tell me that once you dig down into those that you aren't going to find numerous "pennies" being thrown around. Why aren't we concerned about those too?

-To use a scaled down example, this is basically what people are shitting their pants over:

After a long week, you decide to do something fun and throw a party. Being the good party host that you are, you decide to spend $148 dollars on booze. Since you have a lot of other things to take care of, you give your friend $17 dollars and ask him to go pick up an 18 pack of Budweiser bottles with it. Being the good friend that he is, he goes to the store for you and returns shortly after with the 18 pack and receipt in hand. Looking at the receipt you see that the total is for $16.99.

What do you do next?
a) Poop your pants because because your friend pocketed the extra penny.
b) Demand that your friend return the penny and spend the next month trying to get that penny back.
c) Ask your friend to go get some red cups for the party, but tell him that you want your penny back before you give him another $3 dollars to go buy the cups. Also, you tell him that if the total comes to $2.99, that he better not try to pocket your penny again.
c) Nothing. You don't give a damn. It's only a penny. In fact, you probably wouldn't even have cared if he came back with a 17 pack of Bud Light instead.
-Obviously, when it comes to money, scale does make a significant difference. Wasting a penny isn't the same as wasting $165 million dollars, even if that $165 million dollars is contractually owed to the people receiving it.

However, when it comes to time and energy, do I really care about the $165 million dollars in bonuses that AIG is paying out? No. I don't. Which begs to ask the question why I am writing this post? Back to work...

-dunkie

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

I'm Back... Sort of.

I'd like to appologize for the lack of posts lately, as I have been off enjoying my second honeymoon with Junior.

Anyways, a few quick updates...

-I bought some new shoes to CrossFit in. Exciting hu? They are the Nike Zoom TRE AD's and actually, they are from Nike's skateboardig line-up of shoes. Why these shoes?

Most workout/running/cross training shoes these days have large, cushioned heals which are ment to absorb shock and lessen the wear and tear on your joints. This is terrific if you are going to be running long distances, but not so great if you are doing things that involve maximizing the force you exert against the ground. In short, the cushioned heals absorb the force, which limits your ability to perform certain things at a maximum level.

Also, a raised heal changes your center of gravity, which causes you to rely more on your quadricps, and less on your hamstrings are glutes. Again, this can be good for things like jogging, but bad for balance, delivering force, and many power/olympic lifting exercises.

Lastly, with many running shoes (and to some degree, even these shoes) the soles are shaped in a way that facilitates a natural roll/rocking motion from heal to toe. This makes it harder to stay on your heals in movments that involve driving through your heals for power.

So why skateboarding shoes? If you think about skateboarding, it is very dependent on manipulating the board through very percise amounts of pressure and force, thus it elimintates any of the things mentioned above.

Oh, and they are themed like the Marty McFly Hyperdunks, which makes them pretty sweet.

-The DJIA is trading below 6,800 right now. On the bright side, Seattle sports have been on an upswing over these last few months!

-The nameless band has taken on the name GALAXY FARM. You can check out some of their songs at http://www.myspace.com/galaxyfarm.

-No speeding tickets lately, which is probably due in part to the fact that I am actually following the speed limit these days. Still, just to be safe, I think I am going to pick up a radar detector since spring is just around the corner (knock on wood). Safety first!

-Despite having somewhat of an odd shaped head, I think I'm going to go back to the shaved noggin circa 2006. I figure between the two showers I take every day and the cost of haircuts/hair care products, I'll be able to save the equivalent of 8 hours a month. That's an extra day off every month! In all seriousness, having a shaved head just makes life easier, just ask Britney.

Wow. What a worthwhile and amazing update. I'm sure you will agree and are extremely excited for my next, worthwhile and amazing update. Stay tuned.

-dunkie

Thursday, February 12, 2009

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-dunkie

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

A Whole lot of Nothing.

As the saying goes, “no news, is good news.” Sadly, this doesn’t really apply to what happened today in the United States. Instead of receiving no news, what we got was a whole lot of news that really didn’t tell us much. What do I mean by that?

First, we received news that the Senate voted and approved an $838 billion economic stimulus package. Yippy skippy. The only problem is that the Senate approved stimulus plan is different from the House approved stimulus plan. Because of this, we still don’t know what the bill will look like once President Obama signs it into law. In other words, nothing has changed on this front, yet…

Secondly, Treasury Secretary Geithner came out today and announced the “details” of a $2 trillion dollar rescue plan. While he outlined the plan, he neglected to provide the details of how things would really work. The result of this was somewhat reminiscent of when we first heard about The Bailout (i.e. very few details at first) and the markets did not react favorably.

So despite all of this news, we are pretty much left with knowing as much as we did a week ago. As a result, the stock markets are pretty much back to where they were, a week ago (i.e. the DJIA was down 381.99 points and closed at 7,888.88).

Really, the only point of today’s news(and this post for that matter) is to report that eventually, we are going to hear something, at which point I’ll hopefully write something about the US Economy again.

-dunkie

Monday, February 9, 2009

An A-Rod Montage with Music by Chris Daughtry

Just dug this one out of the wood works. It's an A-Rod Montage that I put together for Sherman a year or so ago. Figured that I might as well put it up. Kind of brings a tear to my eye when I watch it...



p.s. 25,000 hits? lol

-dunkie

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Forgive A-Rod, but the rest is up to uou

"When I arrived in Texas in 2001, I felt an enormous amount of pressure, felt all the weight of the world on top of me to perform, and perform at a high level every day. Back then, [baseball] was a different culture. It was very loose. I was young, I was stupid, I was naïve. I wanted to prove to everyone that I was worth being one of the greatest players of all time. I did take a banned substance. For that, I am very sorry and deeply regretful." -Alex Rodriguez

The guy screwed up. And make no mistake about it, as far as screw ups and bad decisions go, taking steroids is a pretty big one.

Let's be honest though. We all make mistakes, we all screw up, we all make bad decisions, and in the end, we all must deal with the consequences of our actions. In this manor, A-rod is no different then anyone else. He made a mistake and he will have to deal with the consequences.

Note: If you don't ever make mistakes, or screw up, you either a) aren't being honest with yourself or b) perfect, in which case (a) also applies.

What sets A-Rod apart, along with the few others who choose to do so, is that he admitted to his mistakes (Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, as well all the other 103 players who tested positive for illegal substances back in 2003, you might want to start taking notes...). Now that A-Rod he has done so, we all have a choice, and it is an individual choice that we are all free to make.

For myself, that choice is to forgive A-Rod.

Yes, I realize that he made a mistake, one that will no doubt hurt the national pastime that I love. However, I applaud and respect the courage that it took for him to come out and tell the truth, especially when taking into consideration the possible consequences of doing so. In realizing such, I support him in moving forward in his career and hope that he will work hard to regain the trust of not only his fans, but of Major League Baseball fans too. In doing so, I hope that one day he will earn the right to be enshrined in the Major League Baseball Hall of Fame.

Don't get me wrong though, I do not support the use of steroids, and just because you say that you're sorry doesn't automatically earn you a get out of jail free card. Furthermore, if you think A-Rod should be banned from Major League Baseball and the HOF, you are probably justified in your thoughts, and whether or not he will actually ever make it there, I really just don't know.

What I do know is that I've made plenty of mistakes in my life, and if it wasn't for the forgiveness or support of others, I probably wouldn't be who, or where I am today. With that in mind, I would hope that we could all find it in our hearts to forgive A-Rod. Beyond that, whether you choose to support him or push for his banishment, is completely up to you.

-dunkie

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Bodyweight Exercises

Seriously...?



Who thinks of something like this?  And who the hell goes along with the idea for that matter? 

Now Hiring: Human Weights!

I really hope this isn't serious.... even if it is absolutely hilarious.

-dunkie

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Ninja Warrior!

Haha found the video that I was looking to post a while back...



-dunkie

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

A Conundrum of Sorts...

Co-nun-drum (n): a) a question or problem having only a conjectural answer b) an intricate or difficult problem.

First of all, I’m no biology major. Realizing that, I am going to stay away from scientific terms, partly because they confuse me. What I know, or think I know is based on what I have read, heard, or experienced. Even then, I’m not sure if what I know is correct or if it fits together on the scientific level. Confused yet? Me too, and I haven’t even gotten to what this is all about.

Where do I begin?

Moving heavy weight is hard. When I use the word heavy, I am speaking relative to whoever is lifting it. What looks heavy to me can be chump change to others. Anyways… when we are moving heavy weight there is only so much we can do until we reach failure and drop the weight on our face. At this point our muscles have been taxed to the limit and we need to rest them before they can do more.

In short, when moving heavy weight, the major limiting factor at play is strength.

Next…

Moving a low amount of weight (again, relative to whoever is moving it) at a fast pace is also hard. There is only so much we can do before we fall over in pain and/or exhaustion and start to cry. At this point, we usually stop or slow down until the pain subsides and we can do more.

To summarize, when moving low amounts of weight at a fast pace, the major limiting factor that comes into play is endurance.

Still with me?

This is where the conundrum begins.

If we are training to lift heavy weight the answer is relatively clear. Train for strength.

If we are training to run long distances, a similar approach applies. Train for endurance.

But what happens when we want to move medium/heavy weights at a quick/fast pace, or even low amounts of weight at an extremely fast pace? And if that is our goal, how do we train for it?

With these types of goals in mind, there are not one, but two limiting factors that come into play. These are strength and endurance.

An Example:

Let’s take two athletes and assign them numerical values for their levels of strength and endurance (10 being high, 1 being low):

Note: All other levels of fitness (Power, speed, agility, ect…) are the same for each athlete.

Athlete A has a numerical strength value of 8, and an endurance value of 6.

Athlete B has a numerical strength value of 8 and an endurance level of 10.

If we put both athletes on a bench and asked them to go for a one rep max bench press, their weights would be almost identical. However, if we scaled the weight back to 60% of their one rep max and asked them to go for max repetitions, Athlete B would be able to perform far more repetitions then Athlete A.

Why is this?

In a one rep max, both athletes have a high enough endurance level that it just doesn’t come into play. In other words, they don’t come close to reaching their endurance threshold.

At 60% max weight for max reps, Athlete A reaches his endurance threshold before he comes to his strength threshold, and is forced to stop. Athlete B however, is able to continue on and perform reps until he reaches his strength threshold.

Another example:

Same two athletes:

Athlete A has a numerical strength value of 8, and an endurance value of 6.

Athlete B has a numerical strength value of 8 and an endurance level of 10.

This time they are running a single 40m dash.

Since all other areas of fitness are the same, both athletes run the 40m in the same time. The reason being is that at such a short distance, endurance doesn’t come into play. Both athletes come nowhere near their threshold.

If however, Athlete A had an endurance level of 2 or 3, he may reach this threshold in this short of distance and he would lose the race.

Now, let’s move out the distance and make it a 400m run. Assuming they are going all out from the start, both Athletes will be tied for the first leg of the race. At some point, Athlete A will start to hit his endurance threshold and Athlete B will take the lead. Later on in the race, they might both hit their strength threshold, but this will be a moot point as Athlete B will already be ahead.

Of note, if Athlete B had a slightly lower level strength/power/speed then Athlete A ,this might even itself out by the end, with Athlete A taking an early lead and Athlete B coming back at the end.

Enough with the examples…

In short, the conundrum is that training across multiple fitness domains is a difficult task. If you are training for a specific movement, or event, this is made a little easier.

For example (I lied)

If you are running the 100m it is optimal to maintain a point where your strength and endurance levels max out at the same time. If you have 100 hours to train and you devote 99 of them to training strength, you are probably going to die after 25m. Similarly, if you train 1 hour to strength and 99 to endurance, you might be able to run 100m without breaking a sweat, but you won’t be breaking any world records. For this event, training 60 hours to strength/power, and 40 hours to endurance might be optimal.

That example is pretty specific. But what if you are training for the 1600m also? The optimal training breakdown for that event might be 20 strength/power and 80 to endurance, which is by no means optimal for your 100m efforts.

The optimal solution would be to train 40 hours to strength/power and 60 hours to endurance. Sadly, this probably wouldn’t lead to any personal bests in either event.

For most sports, such as football, soccer, baseball, or even CrossFit, you don’t have the leisure to pinpoint a single optimal breakdown. When one play in football might require you to stop a 230 pound freight train from head on, another might require you to chase down a 175 pound gazelle. In this case, the best for one, screws you for the other.

The way I see it, which isn’t all that clear, is that the only way to find that optimal training point would be to take the optimal split between every possible activity, assign it a value for how often it might occur relative to other scenarios, and then come up with an optimal training split. If you are a super nerd, then you might even find a way to factor in at what levels an activity would switch from “success” to “failure.” This, obviously, is more than I care to tackle.

Thus we find ourselves at our conjectural answer to the conundrum at hand…

Con-jec-ture (n): a proposition (as in mathematics) before it has been proved or disproved.

Answer:

Fudge it. Pick an optimal split that you think is right and train for it. At the same time, test yourself in whatever you are doing to see if you are improving and what is holding you back from improving more. If you continually find yourself reaching a strength threshold before an endurance threshold, then train strength. If the opposite is true, well then do the opposite.

Reasons this Answer sucks:

Training multiple fitness domains at once is almost never optimal to achieving a high level in one single domain. In fact, excelling in one specific fitness domain will often result in going backwards in another. As a result, going forward in two domains is slower.

Some would make a case that given a set period of time; you should specialize in training one, and then switch to the other, rather than do both at once.

For most, this isn’t an option given the short periods of training times between major events or when sport seasons take place. For Olympic athletes who have longer periods of time between events, specializing might work better, or it might not.

In Closing:

I think I started this post wanting to talk about lactic acid thresholds, but got a little sidetracked. Oh well. Maybe I’ll ramble on about that next time.

-dunkie